Soda bread with a side of Leprechaun Juice (rainbow sherbet + ginger ale)
I've never seen a crazier or warmer St. Patrick's Day in Chicago! There are seas of green on every corner and a big Miller Lite truck sponsoring free rides. And lots of green beads, tons of them. Meanwhile granny St. Paddy is sipping her irish tea while watching some poor hammered girl go to the bathroom while simultaneously vomitting on the sidewalk across the street. It's getting crazy out there and a little sleepy in here. Maybe next year, I'll paint the town green...or at least my toes.